Funny Answers
These are answers from previous quizzes that I personally find funny enough to put here.
These are not meant to embarrass, I'm sure that these are the result of an excellent sense of humour.
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| Barack Obama's best selling book is called 'The Audacity of..' what? | hillary clinton |
| Who discovered and opened Tutankhamun's tomb in 1922? | tony robinson |
| Of what is homichlophobia a fear of? | hard quiz questions |
| What item were Jason and the Argonauts looking for? | ps3 games |
| Who wrote "Goodbye Mr Chips"? | Mrs. Fish |
| Which nickname did the monsters give the little girl in the film ‘Monsters Inc’? | brat |
| Who wrote "Goodbye Mr Chips"? | harry ramsden |
| Which member of the Muppets always told bad jokes? | david beckham |
| In which sport do teams compete for the Carnegie Challenge Cup? | dragqueen racing |
| In the film “Finding Nemo” what is the name of the friendly shark? | Lawyer |
| What do we call a female fox? | foxy |
| What was the name of Madonna's company founded in 1992? | it's not Virgin |
| Who created Dan Dare? | his parents |
| What is added to coffee to make Caribbean coffee? | mushrooms |
| Which screen monster lived on Odo Island? | cookie |
| If Ken is Barbies boyfriend who is Sindy’s boyfriend? | kenthatcheatingbastard |
| In which film does Dick Van Dyke dance with Penguins? | happy feet |
| What Scandinavian animals are famous for running over cliff tops? | reindeer |
| What is the fifth sign of the Zodiac? | Gullibility |
| Who said "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known"? | Winston Churchill |
| In the animated film `Thumbelina`, who sang `Let Me Be Your Wings`? | dolly parton |
| Jack Sprat refused to eat what type of food? | brusselsprouts |
| What do carnivores eat? | corpses |
| Which is the largest of the apes? | kong |
| Who hit a golf shot on the moon? | tiger woods |
| What does AWOL stand for? | Alcohol without Liquid |
| Which creature took a starring role in 'Jaws'? | taxcollector |
| Dr. Banner is the alter-ego of which comic book hero? | bugs bunny |
| The terms curd and whey are associated with making what? | milkyway |
| Who felt 'Good Vibrations' in 1966? | england team |
| What name did Tom Hanks give to his volleyball companion in the film `Cast Away`? | bouncy |
| What is the common name for decompression sickness, a condition experienced by divers? | bubbles |
| With which sport do you associate `Flushing Meadow`? | Grousing |
| What cocktail consists of Tia Maria, Vodka and Coke? | iced tea |
| What was the painter Constable`s first name? | police |
| In what sport is the `Fosbury flop` technique used? | high dive |
| What is deoxyribonucleic acid better known as? | soda |
| The Pied Piper was called in to Hamelin to deal with what problem? | pies |
| Who wrote `Ulysses` and `A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man`? | wayne rooney |
| In what sport would you compete for the `Silver Broom`? | Quidditch |
| On the football field, how was Edson Arantes do Nascimento better known? | eddie |
| In Roald Dahl`s novel `The BFG`, what do the letters BFG stand for? | big fat giant |
| Under what name did Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov become better known? | vlad |
| What is the collective name for Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La and Po? | Spice Girls |
| What in radio is FM? | fried meat |
| What name is given in Rugby Union, to the middle man in the front row of a set scrum? | fool |
| Who was the police officer in the cartoon series 'Top Cat'? | tom cruise |
| Which biblical book comes before Ephesians? | god knows |
| Who played SPECTRE agent Ernest Blofeld in the film You Only Live Twice? | tin tin |
| Who was the first British woman to go into space? | mary poppins |
| What are baby squirrels called? | babies |
| What are baby squirrels called? | speedbumps |
| What is the French for 'leg of lamb'? | pie de lamb |
| What grows in paddy fields? | paddies |
| What was the bionic dog called in 'The Six Million Dollar Man'? | Bullion |
| Who was the Greek goddess of chastity? | belt |
| The study of skulls is called what? | skullogy |
| Who did Francis Gumm become? | francis drake |
| Who is Snoopy's brother? | puppy |
| Which is the largest of the three Great Pyramids of Egypt? | dave |
| What was William F. Cody's nickname? | will |
| What was the name of the ship that took the Pilgrim Fathers to America? | titanic |
| What is Latin for 'wood'? | plank |
| In what does an archer carry his arrows? | hand |
| What is the name of a pregnant goldfish? | blubber |
| What is the name of a pregnant goldfish? | fat |
| Who was the Roman god for sleep? | a hammer |
| What is the wild dog of Australia? | sheila |
| What is the name of the pig in the book 'Animal Farm'? | piggy |
| Who was 'Mommie Dearest'? | me nan |
| What is a baby seal called? | ceiling |
| Who composed The Planets? | Big Bang |
| In Lord of the Rings where does Boromir come from? | surrey |
| The condition of seasonal allergic rhinitis is better known by what name? | runny nose |
| What is the term for a squirrel's home? | nuthouse |
| Who thought that everyone would be famous for 15 minutes? | hollywood |
| What does a tegestologist collect? | roof tiles |
| In the film Fantasia, who plays the part of the sorcerers apprentice? | maggie thatcher |
| Who is the current President of Russia? | french |
| What was Mahatma Gandhi's first name? | mr |
| What was Cary Grant's real name? | mae west |
| What is Englands highest mountain? | dolly parton |
| Sulphur was once known as what kind of stone? | rubble |
| What is the Latin name for the common weed Dandelion? | Dandelious Lioness |
| Which breed of Goat do we get mohair from? | hairy |
| Who changed his name to Yusef Islam? | george bush |
| Who wrote the book Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? | Posh Spice |
| Which breed of Goat do we get mohair from? | labrador |
| Soiless agriculture is called what? | mud |
| Norma Jean Baker was famously known as who? | sex appeal |
| The largest portion of Yellowstone National Park is in which American State? | kent |
| What do you call someone who breeds silk worms? | breeder |
| What do you called someone who breeds silk worms? | sad |
| What material did the Ancient Egyptians use as paper? | stone |